Updated Thursday, November 7, 2013
GM: Chainsaw Masochist (erected 11/6/13)
GM Emeritas: Puppycakes, Chicken Fried Butt Sex, Queen La Queefa, O Bozo Where Art Thou?
Religious Advisor: Trail of Snail, backed up by the GM and O Bozo Where Art Thou?
Hash Ambassawhore: We are all ambassawhores of our hash
Hareraiser: Roofies Taste Like Almonds
Beermeister: Chainsaw Masochist, backed up by the hares of the run
Hash Cash: Chainsaw Masochist
Hash Scribe: Voyeur, backed up by the rest of the hash
Song Bird: Any named Peach Fuzz hasher (Be Ready)
Head Giver: Stinky Pinky, GAG, or otherwise...chosen at circle by the RA
Hash Flash: Voyeur & and any wanker with a camera
Hash Haberdasher: Roofies Taste Like Almonds, backed up by Chainsaw Masochist & Bozo
Flag Bearer: O, Bozo, Where Art Thou?
Hash Husher: We have enough hash respect not to need one
Planning Committee: Mismanagement
Hash Council: A bunch of old and wise hashers (growing wider daily)
Hash Birthday: 9 June 2000
Red Dress Date: Wednesday before Halloween
Special Event & Date: Green Jacket Run, Masters Week
Past GM's: Puppcakes 2000-2005; Pixel Dick 2005-2006; Queen La Queefa/Chicken Fried Butt Sex 2006-2009, O, Bozo, Where Art Thou? 2009-2013, Chainsaw Masochist 2013-present
Past RA's: Puppycakes 2000-2006, Choice of a New Penetration 2006, Puppycakes/PapSmear 2007-2009, Bladder Spladder 2009-2010, FIstful of Fags, 2010-2013, Trail of Snail 2013-present
Founders: Puppy Cakes (Kellygirl), Baglady, Butt First, Piece of Tail, Eager Beaver, No more Pussy, Leave her for Beaver (It's Too Big, I'm Bleeding).
Webmasters: Website originally created by PuppyCakes, currently maintained by O, Bozo, Where Art Thou?.