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PFH3 HASHER RUN TOTALS & HARE TOTALS

Page Last Updated: Monday, February 8, 2016

RUN TOTALS   HARE TOTALS
Hashers with over 500 runs   HARES / CO-HARES TOTAL
Puppy Cakes 643   111 / 12 123
Baglady 585   9 / 711 81
Hashers with over 250 runs      
Can't Talk, Gotta Pee 428   60 / 3 63
O, Bozo, Where Art Thou? 490   102 / 6 108
Chicken Fried Butt Sex 377   94 / 27 121
Hershey Highway 364   1 / 13 14
Dead Peter Beater 323   59 / 26 85
IHOP (the hasher formerly known as Poop Chute Recruit & Butt Conductor) 311   27 / 7 34
Queen LaQueefa 297   13 / 17 30
Dude, Where's My Crabs? 269   31 / 8 39
         
Hashers with over 100 Runs      
Covergirl 241   15 / 0 15
Foreskin King 239   21 / 3 24
Fecal Handler 229   6 / 3 9
Stinky Pinky 230   10 / 5 15
Fistful of Fags 201   5 / 7 12
Chainsaw Masochist 220   47 / 3 50
Poopnoodle 188   9 / 11 20
Rushin' For Dick 186   0 / 9 9
Put a Little Mouth on My South (Cock Blockula) 168   2 / 5 7
Volunteer Queer 167   11 / 2 13
Bloody Stool 161   20 / 2 22
Driving Miss Blowback 147   0 / 1 1
Jane Doe the Fro Ho 141   17 / 3 20
Polygamy Made Simple (PMS) 126   3 / 6 9
Cream of Sheep 118   6 / 1 7
Blow Big Balls 117   6 / 3 9
Dildo McBaggins 127   7 / 2 9
German Anal Girl (GAG) 102   6 / 2 8
         
Hashers with less than 100 Runs      
Trail of Snail 89   1 / 1 2
Titty Not-see 71   2 / 2 4
Dances with Balls 71   0 / 2 2
Show Me 70   0 / 3 3
Cums With Mum 71   0 / 1 1
Mission Assquire 69   3 / 2 5
Roofies Taste Like Almonds (transplant from Okinawa) 71   2 / 2 4
Bites Ya'lls Balls 66   1 / 1 2
Mani-Shove-It-z 68   0 /3 3

Drama Queen Bitch

66   0 / 6 6
What a LONG STRANGE DICK I'ts Been (LSD) 79   0 / 1 1
Whore Hay for Donkeys 63   3 / 3 6
Takes It In The Tunnel (TITT) 59   10 / 6 16
Damsel In Distress 60   1 / 1 2
Shit Slushie 56   1 / 1 2
Who's Wood's In My Mouth? 50   4 / 1 5
Goes Down Hard (aka THUD) 45   0 / 1 1
Ass Too Mouth (ATM) 42   0 / 1 1
Butt Her Finger 41   3 / 1 4

Leave it to Cleavage

34   0 / 1 1

Very Voluptuous Vagina

32   0 / 1 1
Salad Squirter 37   2 / 1 3
Dick Tested Whore Approved 34   4 / 1 5
Nameless But Shameless 29   2 / 2 4
Peter Poo 34   2 / 1 3

Bloody Ass Dick (BAD)

28   1 / 2 3
Can You Blow Me Now? 27   0 / 2 2
Sling Poo 41   3 /1 4
Voyeur 25   0 / 0 0
Circle Twerk 24   0 / 3 3
Stump Humper 23   0 / 3 3
Blackout Blowout 32   3 / 0 3
Involuntary ManSausage 21   0 / 1 1
Loosey Snorebush 20   1 / 1 2
Saiwent Waceist 21   0 / 1 1
Klown Kar Kunt 18   0 / 1 1
Fartophile 18   0 / 1 1
Daddy's Fluffer 17   0 / 1 1
Sugar in the Tank 17   2 / 0 2
Tight Ass Packer (TAP) 17   0 / 1 1
Titty Litter 22   0 / 2 2
Habeus Cockus 28   3 / 1 4
Ba-da-ba-da (Sanford & Son Theme Song) 16   0 / 1 1
Drunken Baby Birth 15   1 /0 1
Dryer Sheets 13   0 / 1 0
Fuck Me Tinder, Ride Me Blue 16   0 / 1 0
Passion of the Dumbass 17   0 / 0 0
Lyme Aids 13   1 /1 2
Cum on Barbie, Let's Go Party 11   0 / 1 1
Edward Scissorface 11   0 / 1 1
Too Many Dicks, Tracy 11   0 /1 1
Plain Jane 11   0 / 0 0
Mama Hoe's Best 8   0 / 0 0
Cherry Alert 7   0 / 0 0
My Military Has Been Policed (MP69) 7   0 / 1 1
Bendz for Boatmen 7   0 / 0 0
Beer Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near...... 7   0 / 0 0
Pink-a-Boo Grinder 5   0 / 0 0
Conjugal Telequeer 4   0 / 1 1
Homeless Whore Hunter 20   0 / 1 1
Stick Her Box 4   0 / 0 0
Ass in the Ark 3   0 / 0 0
Kung Fu Pussy Chew 3   0 / 0 0
Pussy Foot 3   0 / 0 0
Pussy Fart 1   0 / 0 0
Fuck Me 1   0 / 0 0
Drill My Privates 9   0 / 0 0
Rosco Pee 3   1 / 0 1
Little Dick Arnold 3   0 / 0 0
Bearded Clam Eater 1   0 / 0 0
Red Wood, Dead Wood 1   0 / 0 0
Flashlight Fluffer 1   0 / 0 0
Roll On 1   0 / 0 0
Stella Got Her Boobs Back 1   0 / 0 0

 

4-LEGGED HASHERS
Hashbrown - Dude, Where's My Crabs
105
No Name Tiger - Trail of Snail
14
No Name Cosmo - Poop Noodle
10
No Name Gorgeous George - Blows Big Balls
8
No Name Polly Ann - P M S
9
No NameDexter - Drama Queen Bitch
4
No Name Camilia - Whore Hay for Donkeys
11
No Name Trooper - Roofies Taste Like Almonds
3
No Name Carls Jr. - Butt Her Finger
2
No Name Dakota - No Name Mark
2
No Name Scarlett - Mission Assquire
1

 

VIRGINS & NO-NAMED HASHERS
Name
Runs
Co-hare
Sponsor
No Name Kassandra
1
0 Covergirl
No Name Laura
1
0 Blackout Blowout
No Name Scott
1
0 Blackout Blowout
No Name Kellyn
5
0 NN Stefan
No Name Nick
2
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Danny
2
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Megan
6
1 Blackout Blowout
No Name Stefan
9
2 Blackout Blowout
No Name Liz
1
0  
No Name Kristie
1
0 NN Lindsey
No Name Bob
2
0  
No Name Mason
1
0 Carniwhore
No Name Leaf
1
0 Carniwhore
No Name Lexi
1
0 Who's Wood's In Your Mouth?
No Name Carl
1
0  
No Name Curtis
7
1  
No Name Brandon
10
2  
No Name Laura
1
0 Blackout Blowout
No Name Tori
2
0 Sling Poo
No Name Tricia
5
1 Volunteer Queer
No Name Francesca
3
0 Whore Hay for Donkeys
No Name Justin
1
0 Blackout Blowout
No Name Wayne
1
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Eric
1
0 Sling Poo
No Name Brittany
5
1 NN Brandon
No Name Scott
1
0 Sling Poo
No Name Will
2
0 Blackout Blowout
No Name Roman
1
0 Blackout Blowout
No Name Ricky
1
0 Mission Assquire
No Name Erin
3
0 Dude, Where's My Crabs?
No Name Judi
1
0 Leave it to Cleavage
No Name Allison
1
0 Covergirl
No Name Brian
1
0 Covergirl
No Name Jed
1
0 Covergirl
No Name Ryan
1
0 Drama Queen Bitch
No Name Ethan
1
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Dave
1
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Dan
1
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Bob
5
0 Daddy's Fluffer
No Name Lindsey
6
0 NN Joe
No Name Brittany
4
0 Dildo McBaggins
No Name Scott
1
0 Rushin' for Dick
No Name Josh
2
0 Mama's Mayo
No Name Jim
1
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Caitlyn
1
0 NN Nick
No Name Bryce
1
0 NN Nick
No Name Tara
1
0 Roofies Taste Like Almonds
No Name Rachel
3
1 Jane Doe the Fro Ho
No Name Lance
1
0 Drama Queen Bitch
No Name James
1
0 Drama Queen Bitch
No Name Michael
1
0 Al Gore
No Name Leroy
2
0 Salad Squirter
No Name Ben
2
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Dustin
1
0 SAVH3
No Name Jay
1
0 Shit Slushy
No Name Tommy
2
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Farrah
1
0 Dildo McBaggins
No Name Josh
3
1 Roofies Taste Like Almonds
No Name Chuck
3
1 Roofies Taste Like Almonds
No Name Cam
1
0 Circle Twerk
No Name Chad
1
0 ATM
No Name Kyle
1
0 ATM
No Name Debby
1
0 Chainsaw Masochist
No Name Clint
1
0 Whore Hay for Donkeys
No Name Dennis
1
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Linda
3
0 Put a Lil Mouth on my South
No Name
1
0 Beer Near Near Near Near Near Near....
No Name Gavin
4
0 Octality
No Name Clay
2
0 Roofies Taste Like Almonds
No Name William
1
0 No Name Nikki
No Name Jenny
5
0 Chainsaw Masochist
No Name Heather
3
0 Cherry Alert
No Name Jason
7
1 Circle Twerk
No Name Carrie
5
0 Cums with Mum
No Name Danny
3
0 Can You Blow Me Now?
No Name Kenny
2
0 Whore Hay for Donkeys
No Name Jason
3
0 Poopnoodle
No Name Elizabeth
8
1 GAG
No Name Bobby
3
0 GAG
No Name Ale
1
0 GAG
No Name Jenny
3
0 Dead Peter Beater
No Name Leah
1
0 Chainsaw Masochist
No Name Clay
1
0 GAG
No Name Taylor
2
0 HOBO HASH
No Name Howard
1
0 NN Taylor
No Name Ashley
1
0 Bozo
No Name Ray
1
0 Rushin' for Dick
No Name Keith
1
0 Cherry Alert
No Name Ashley
1
0 Cherry Alert
No Name Zachery
1
0 Granpa Yankmydick
No Name Zack
1
0 Dildo McBaggins
No Name Stefanie
1
0 Dildo McBaggins
No Name Walt
1
0 Poopnoodle
No Name Rachel
4
0 P.M.S.
No Name Thomas
2
0 Stinky Pinky
No Name Chris
1
0 No Name Brianna
No Name Brianna
2
0 Rushin' for Dick
No Name Karen
2
0 BaDaBaDa
No Name Marcus
2
0 Stick Her Box
No Name Shaggy
3
0 Who's Wood's In Your Mouth?
No Name April
5
1 Chainsaw Masochist

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